Alright, ASOS. Now you’re just taking the piss.>Princess Eugenie's evening reception dress was possibly even more gorgeous
But this is the limit.
Right now, at this very moment, ASOS is selling a choker that spells out ‘sausage’.
Yes. Sausage. In sterling silver.
We were first alerted to the existence of said choker by a tweet which asked a very, very important question: is ASOS okay?
is asos okay pic.twitter.com/GROURzorhj
— áinemáire (@aineasaI) March 27, 2017
We don’t know if they are.
We don’t know anything anymore.
Why would someone want to wear the word ‘sausage’ around their neck? For a genuine celebration of sausage? As a strange sexual innuendo? To make people stare at their neck in confusion?
We’ve checked the entirety of ASOS to see if there are chokers spelling out ‘egg’ or ‘toast’ or even ‘bacon’. But there are not. Clearly, there is something very important about sausages.
I may dedicate my life to finding out what this is.
(We’ve also reached out to ASOS to ask them WHAT? and WHY?, and will update this story if we hear back)
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Source : https://metro.co.uk/2017/03/29/asos-is-now-selling-a-sausage-choker-for-reasons-we-cannot-understand-6541036/